Met Gala Red Carpet

Miley Cyrus in Marc Jacobs – so i get the concept but the whole goth thing just wasn’t working.

Nicole Richie in Topshop. Just ok. Everything together made her look older.

Sarah Jessica Parker in Giles Deacon. She’s about the only person that could pull this up and embody the idea of the gala. I’m more cuckoo for the head dress than anything else.

Anne Hathaway in Valentino. This year’s theme was Punk:Chaos to Couture. This is perfection from the hair to the dress. Embodied the theme to a tee.

Cameron Diaz in Stella McCartney. Save for the face, I quite liked this. Very striking color too.

Beyonce in Givenchy. Sigh. I don’t know what to say but I really shouldn’t be surprised, this is like a throwback to the gaudy style of old Destiny’s Child. Now excuse me while I go shop for Arabian rugs.

Madonna in Givenchy. Call me crazy but I love this. I have to say my first thought is like a Harajuku girl but only the Material Girl could have pulled this off.

Carey Mulligan in Balenciaga. zzzzzzz. Just boring. No drama. No life. Even she herself looks like she doesn’t want to be here.

Ashley Greene in Marchesa. No.

Stacy Keibler in Rachel Roy. Isn’t this like a 4th cousin to the dress she wore to the Oscars. Meh for this ocassion.

Rosie HUntington-Whitely in St Laurent. What do I say? Is she a matador? Is she an actual Oscar award? I can’t tell.

Renee Zellweger in Prada. Umm did she decide to attend last minute? Did she think it was a luncheon?

Miranda Kerr in Michael Kors

Mary Kate Olsen in vintage Chanel Couture. Erykah Badu’s “Bag Lady” instantly starts playing in my head.

Nicki Minaj in Tommy Hilfiger. I guess the hair makes sense given the theme?

Linda Evangelista. The Tudors anyone?

Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney. Love the hair and makeup. Not so much the outfit. Not flattering.

Kimye both in Givenchy. I almost want to cry from frustration. Why would she come dressed as a rose bush. I can’t even tell where any body part is. Everything is just one blobbed canvas. sigh.

Lena Dunham. It’s probably her posture…

Kelly Osbourne – Pirates of the Carribean featuring mini Russel Brand?

Katy Perry in Dolce and Gabbana. Hmm, if only it wasn’t so…frumpy. The head/face part of her face is cool though.

Jessica Biel. Hey this is a huge step up for Mrs Timberlake. I like.

Julianne Moore in Balenciaga. Eeew. She looks so uncomfortable like she just went through a factory.

Jlo in MIchael Kors. I am very biased but this might be my best dressed of the night.

Jennifer Lawrence in DIor. Boring but cute.

Gwen Stefani – i’ll leave this for you guys

Eve seems to be living in bondage. (Am i wrong for wondering how she scored an invite?)

It’s Florence Welch so I can’t really say anything.

Emma Watson. I think I like. Wish she had better shoes.

Claire Danes. I always get the feeling Claire Danes couldn’t be arsed about the red carpet. She wears something, it fits, she likes, she dashes out the house.