Best and Worst Oscars Red Carpet

taynement, 12 years ago 4 4 min read 1095

THE BEST

Jessica Chastain in Armani Prive. I grudgingly accept she looked nice.

Jennifer Lawrence in Dior Haute Couture. A lot of people didn’t like this but save for the backwards chain (which I didn’t get) I loved it for her.

Charlize Theron in Dior Couture. You guys know I don’t like white on the Red Carpet but when it is Theron, rules don’t apply to her. SUH-LAY-ING!!

Naomi Watts in Armani Prive. I kept seeing this dress as green in my head. It would have been even more gorg.

Stacy Kiebler in Naeem Khan. Just gorgeous.

Jamie Foxx’s daughter, Corinne. Pretty plain and normal but she werked it.

Octavia Spencer in Todashi Shoji. We are ignoring the hair, hhmkay?

Maria Menounos in Romona Keveza. I know there is nothing special about this but everything about this picture works. Love it!

THE WORST

Brandi Glanville in her own line. *blank stare* A good fit is part of what makes a good dress. Incase you were wondering why she was there, she hosted the red carpet for an online show.

Anne Hathaway in Prada. David’s Bridal wants its dress back.

Reese Witherspoon in Louis Vuitton. Stop letting your kids pick your clothes.

Kristen Stewart in Reem Acra. Sigh..did she even try? Hair’s a mess. Tulle at bottom of the dress seems like an afterthought. She gashed her foot, why did she even come?

Helen HUnt in H&M – barf. Cheap doesn’t have to mean ugly. You have a great bod and money. Utilize it.

Melissa McCarthy in David Meister. Listen, being a big woman is not an excuse to dress horridly. When will this woman get it right? Looks like someone took a grey jersey cloth and pinned at random.

Olivia Munn in Marchesa. I’ll just leave this here.

THE REST

Jennifer Garner in Gucci. Most said they saw a baby bump, I didn’t see any.

Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen – sigh. I have failed as woman.

Jennifer Hudson in Roberto Cavalli. I am not sure why this isn’t in my Best Dressed.

Zoe Saldana in Alex Mabille Couture.This photographed better than it looked on TV

Helena Bonham Carter in Vivienne Westwood. It’ll be silly of me to put her in worst dressed. She is in her own world.

Queen Latifah in Badgley Mischka. Cute ( oh god, am i now a white-liker?)

Kelly Rowland in Donna Karan Atalier. That hair just killed it..in a bad way.

Norah Jones in Tadashi Shoji. I quite like this.simple. But that hair that she and Kelly Rowland shared. No.

Rachel Mwanza from Witch Wars. Shout out! most of the press didn’t get the ankara. they called the colors jarring 🙁

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4 Comments

Chiclevogue

Agree with some of your picks. I wasn’t too crazy about Halle’s dress. I know everybody liked it but I can’t just seem to. Jamie’s daughter looks amazing. Iyanma to Kelley and and Kerri’s hair. Love Charlize’s hair. Makes me want to cut mine. Jennifer H’s would have nailed it if she didnt do matchy shoes and dress. Love love Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence. Brandt’s dress looked like a long shimi!!,!

12 years ago Reply
Jeana

Heck of a job there, it absleutoly helps me out.

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/ Excellently written review. Right on the money. Wish I had found this sooner! The SF Chronicle review was way off the mark, and not nearly as eloquent or well informed. Kudos and thank you!

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